As LGBT travel bloggers and vloggers, We are always on the lookout for destinations and accommodations that offer inclusivity, comfort, and a little bit of fun. Our recent stay at Los Zocos in Lanzarote was an interesting experience—one that had its highs and lows. While the hotel had some redeeming qualities, it also left us with a few frustrations. Here’s our honest take on this Costa Teguise resort.
Inclusivity & Atmosphere
Let’s start with the good news: Los Zocos is entirely LGBT-friendly. As a same-sex couple, we felt completely comfortable and welcomed throughout our stay. There were no awkward moments or side-eyes, which is always a relief when traveling. The staff were genuinely kind and super friendly, always ready to help with a smile. This welcoming atmosphere made us feel at ease, and we appreciated the lack of judgment or discomfort.
However, it’s worth noting that the hotel seems to cater heavily to French guests. They have their own dedicated entertainment team and activities, which can feel a bit exclusive at times. While the French entertainment team did try to include others, it was clear that the French guests received preferential treatment. This was particularly noticeable during the nightly entertainment, which often felt like it was designed with them in mind.
The Rooms
The rooms at Los Zocos are… well, basic. We stayed in one of the apartments, which had a nice layout with a separate living area and kitchenette. However, the decor and furnishings felt very dated and worn. It’s clear that the hotel could use a refresh. While the space was functional, it lacked the charm and comfort we’ve experienced at other resorts. If you’re looking for luxury, this isn’t the place. But if you’re after a no-frills base for exploring Lanzarote, it’ll do the job.
Food & Dining
Unfortunately, the food was a major letdown. Compared to other hotels we’ve stayed in, the dining options at Los Zocos were subpar at best. The buffet lacked variety, and the quality of the dishes was underwhelming. We found ourselves eating out more often than not, which isn’t ideal when you’ve paid for an all-inclusive stay. If you’re a foodie, this might not be the hotel for you.
Entertainment & Activities
The entertainment at Los Zocos was a mixed bag. During the day, the activities were repetitive but varied—think shooting, table tennis, beer pong, and the occasional activity day. While it was fun to join in, the lack of originality made it feel a bit stale after a while.
The nightly shows were another disappointment. They were pretty boring and didn’t hold our attention for long. What’s more, the entertainment just… stops. The fun of the night dies abruptly, which felt bizarre and left us wanting more.
As mentioned earlier, the entertainment is very French-centric, and this can be frustrating if you’re not part of that crowd. While the staff were friendly, the preferential treatment given to French guests was hard to ignore.
The Pool
The pool area is spacious and well-maintained, but be warned: the water is freezing! This seems to be a common theme in Costa Teguise, so it’s not unique to Los Zocos. If you’re brave enough to take a dip, you’ll enjoy the refreshing chill, but don’t expect a warm, relaxing swim.
Amenities & Facilities
Los Zocos offers a range of amenities, though some are more impressive than others. Here’s a breakdown:
- Spa & Wellness: The hotel has a small spa offering massages and beauty treatments. While it’s not the most luxurious spa we’ve visited, it’s a nice option for some relaxation.
- Fitness Centre: There’s a basic gym on-site with a few cardio machines and weights. It’s functional but could use an upgrade.
- Kids’ Club: Families will appreciate the kids’ club, which offers activities to keep the little ones entertained.
- Sports Facilities: The hotel has tennis courts and a mini-golf course, which are great for staying active during your stay.
- Wi-Fi: Free Wi-Fi is available throughout the hotel, though the connection can be spotty at times.
The Verdict
Los Zocos is a decent option if you’re looking for a budget-friendly, LGBT-friendly stay in Lanzarote. The staff are lovely, and the inclusive atmosphere is a big plus. However, the dated rooms, mediocre food, and lackluster entertainment make it hard to fully recommend.
If you’re French or don’t mind being part of a French-centric crowd, you might enjoy it more than we did. But for us, it fell short of the mark.
Ratings:
- Inclusivity & Atmosphere: 9/10
- Rooms: 5/10
- Food & Dining: 4/10
- Entertainment: 5/10
- Pool: 6/10
- Service: 8/10
Until next time, keep exploring and celebrating love in all its forms! 🌈
